I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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