school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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