Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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