Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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