And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize
