She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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