He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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