You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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