I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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