one might say we're banned from that church
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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