Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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