Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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