I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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