remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Actions speak louder than pants.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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