Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
