No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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