Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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