butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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