If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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