Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My dick has a subreddit
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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