Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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