She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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