He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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