tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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