i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
