Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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