Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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