Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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