she was so not down for the gang bang
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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