it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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