their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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