ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I have tasted many bathrooms
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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