He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
How's work?
Spinning.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
