is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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