Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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