do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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