I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
