One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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