Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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