Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
where are my eyebrows?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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