Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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