I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Fuck appropriateness.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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