I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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