Kiss
Puke
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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