he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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