Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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