I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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