It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize