Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize