So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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