I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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