I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
