Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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